Aici,in acest topic,puteti posta toate bancurile,insa aveti grija si la caracterul lor de vulgaritate .
Voi taxa acest lucru .
Mult noroc!

un banc care imi pleca
i:Stii bancu cu vionu rosu?
R:Nici eu da imi place culoarea

O femeie instala un calculator intr-o retea pentru un coleg de lucru.
Cind a venit rindul setarii parolelor ea l-a intrebat ce cuvint vrea sa folosesca
pentru logare. Vrand sa o intimideze, tipul i-a spus penis. Fara sa clipeasca,
aceasta i-a introdus parola dorita, a reintrodus-o pentru confirmare dupa
care era sa se prabuseasca de ris in fata monitorului. Curios, tipul i se uita
peste umar si vede raspunsul calculatorului:
PASSWORD REJECTED....NOT LONG ENOUGH.

Doi disperati dupa internet:
- Uite ba ce misto ninge afara !
- Huh ? Da link sa vad !

adecapa scrie:O femeie instala un calculator intr-o retea pentru un coleg de lucru.
Cind a venit rindul setarii parolelor ea l-a intrebat ce cuvint vrea sa folosesca
pentru logare. Vrand sa o intimideze, tipul i-a spus penis. Fara sa clipeasca,
aceasta i-a introdus parola dorita, a reintrodus-o pentru confirmare dupa
care era sa se prabuseasca de ris in fata monitorului. Curios, tipul i se uita
peste umar si vede raspunsul calculatorului:
PASSWORD REJECTED....NOT LONG ENOUGH.

oh lol

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

Intr-o zi, Bula se duce sa ajute popa satului la sapat in gradina. Dupa ce preotul ii exlica lui Bula ce-i de facut, il trimite in casa sa aduca cele doua sape pe care le tinea acolo. Intra Bula in casa si da peste gemenele preotului, fiecare in varsta de 18 ani si foarte frumoase si le spune: - M-a trimis tatal vostru sa va regulez! - Cuuuuum ?! Nu te credem,nu e adevarat asa ceva! striga fetele. Atunci, Bula deschide geamul si striga la preot: - Parinte!!! Pe amandoua??? - Pe amandouaaaaa, da !!!! striga parintele